Hark! Medieval Memery Awaits Thee With these 32 Gags from the Middle Age

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  • 01
    - Who are you?? - I am death. - Are you here for me? - No. For your indoor plants
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    When the sign in the museum says "Do not touch"
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    When it's morning and people are using words and expecting things from me S
  • 04
    Little known fact: Jesus often used fabric softener to lure new followers
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    Women don't look cute drinking... @artmemes central I'm not trying to look cute. I'm trying to make you look cute.
  • 06
    Catholic schools: Boys are not allowed to have long hair. Jesus:
  • 07
    When you're already irritated and your jacket catches on a door handle
  • 08
    In the ancient Persian Empire, men used to debate ideas twice, once sober and once drunk. The idea had to sound good in both states in order to be considered a good idea.
  • 09
    I heard the government is putting chips inside of people... I hope I get Doritos... @artmemescentral
  • 10
    This is how people ignored each other before smartphones
  • 11
    Jane, on a scale of 1 to America, how free are you tonight? North Korea
  • 12
    Felt cute, might turn unworthy men to stone later, idk. 6444
  • 13
    Do you think I'm stupid? @artmemescentral No, I just think you are extremely unlucky when it comes to thinking...
  • 14
    When you can't sleep so you stay up all night talking to your demons... THE TELE H
  • 15
    Be free of all prejudice. Hate everyone equally. @artmemescentral pal
  • 16
    "Your vibe attracts your tribe" My tribe: OD City
  • 17
    "My life is just a series of wtf moments separated by snacks"
  • 18
    Someone is with your ex right now realizing why you left...
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    But darling, I never said that... CONTRACT T PERSONAL 133 What Robert said and when 220
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    "Arguing with me is pointless... I knew I was wrong 10 minutes ago. I'm just trying to make you mad now."
  • 21
    When you need to conquer Mongolia but the cat needs a walk first
  • 22
    "I seriously can't believe that no one else owns a boat." AND
  • 23
    Bartender: I'm cutting you off... Only water from now on. (Sarcastically) Oh no!
  • 24
    When I said "Have her stoned", this isn't what I meant...
  • 25
    "Guys, are you sure this is a MRI scan?"
  • 26
    Jane, how can you be depressed? Life is beautiful... @artmemes central How do you have Asthma? There is so much air!
  • 27
    When you want to cuddle but both of you have trust issues yayayai ATH!
  • 28
    "Next time no people."
  • 29
    Me, as a young girl dreaming about what I wanted to be when I grow up
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    Me reading all the 396 replies of two strangers arguing in the comments section like: 36
  • 31
    Why should we hire you? Why should I work here? CHORE
  • 32

    Youtubers for no reason

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